jesus my ass

i had a discussion bout religion last night and it just pisses me off that ppl can blindly follow something like that.. i mean doesnt it seem pretty damn contradicting that "god" will forgive u if ur a sinner nowadays?? and back in the days god would come down and kick ur ass, u know noahs arc... flood all the sinners, show them who's boss.. but now apparently hes merciful? wtf.. heres my take of the whole situation, so some guy back in the days goes around the forest eating anything he finds and suddenly he eats some mushrooms, weird colors start appearing and a large racoon starts speaking to him and tells him that he should be a good boy or god will send him to hell.. so this druggy wakes up the next morning and thinks "hey good marketing!!" and writes down these 10 commandments and goes up on some cliff to look all classy and tells all ppl about god and says if u dont obey him u will go to hell. now all the medieval ppl start getting scared and whenever they do something bad some1 will be like "dont do that now, or god will getya" and this druggy goes onto publish thousands of books that he names "the bible" and to make the story more believable he calls some kid jesus the son of god, but jesus only wanted to be a magician!! religion is such bullshit really, its all just a way of controlling people and people who claim that god saved this or that.. its just coincidence!! i believed in god and he cured my disease, ya bs, its well known that mentality has a lot to do with health, hence if u think positive u'll heal better or whatever.. its not god.. ITS YOU!! and damn christianity, they were the ones that screwed up the vikings!! well i can imagine how many ppl would be infuriated by this but oh well continue with ur faith, it'll be worth it in the end.. or will it??