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well it all started off the day after my first exam, which i might add was piss easy (pays off to be lazy in the end then anyways) where we thought we'd find the beach in uk. We arrived in some remote village and took a cab down to a 7 mile stretch of beach but the tide was out so 80% of the "beach" was composed of mud but what the hell would u expect in uk anyways. After the beach we shimmied on over to bristol to go clubbin a bit and decided to go to Level, which is getting shut down soon cuz people get beat up there or something. Was a really cool night, even saw alex and jesus unexpectedly infront of me in the line whilst tryin to get some drinks. Later we had the privelige of seeing a fight breakout upstairs, i suppose they have a valid point in shutting down I mean apparently i nearly got in a fight as well but was a good night all in all. then next day I had to make my way to heathrow cuz i was gonna fly to switz early the next day... at 6.30 in fact, and i couldnt sleep cuz this damn black guy was complaining about society and how the white man wont let him do his thing and all this other crap until about 4 am in the morning and he didnt even know the person he was talking to, was just some random fat ass lady, prolly too lazy to get up off her ass and slap the guy to shut up. Friday then, after i had arrived at bos n all, was a pretty chill night just a few drinks at toms crib and playing some fifa street ( what a game!!). Then saturday was the graduation and prom, we didnt end up goin to grad cuz who can be fucked to get up for school when u dont have to, right? prom took place on a boat but i was a little disappointed that no1 fell off, i mean its what u would be expecting and when ud go past ppl ud give them a little pat on their back if they were close to the edge just in case they were a little unbalanced. After the whole prom thing the kiddies split to diff places, some taking limos to zurich, others to luzern and some stayed in zug including us which led us to ol' pickwicks, shots of tequila, and eventually grell, with more tequila.. fuck i hate tequila! haha but the best part of the night was definitely the ride home to toms, loud-ass music blasting out the mini, 4 of us in the car all shouting at the top of our lungs the lyrics of the song, headbanging all the way to hunenberg. So all this writing wouldnt be complete without pictures and so yeah.. here they are...
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