Friday, January 12, 2007

Underwear goes Inside the Pants Policy

I heard this song once on the radio randomly, and it took me a lot of remembering and searching to find this song again. Lazyboy is a project by the people who produced that Barbie girl song. Heres more info and the video

"Lazyboy was a project helmed by producers Johnny Douglas (George Michael, Kylie Minogue) and Søren Rasted (co-founder of Aqua). With the November 2004 full-length Lazyboy TV (released through Universal), Lazyboy drew from and commented on 21st century pop culture, while offering insight into humans' collective need for fulfillment in both life and love. With the work of singers, voiceover artists, and other contributors layered over a bed of samples and soft electronic programming, the cumulative effect was one of humanism set on burst mode. "Man Woman (Yin & Yang)" explored sexual politics in a series of catch phrases; the voice on "Inhale Positivity" encouraged listeners to "smile at a stranger on the street"; and "Facts of Life" recited a list of surprising, insightful, and sometimes unsettling facts and averages over gentle dance beats. Collaborators on Lazyboy TV included vocalist Andrea Grant, British actor Christopher Fairbanks (providing the voice on a cover of the 1971 Les Crane inspirational hit "Desiderata"), and New York City comic Greg Giraldo, whose acerbically funny ranting provided the hook for the Internet download hit "Underwear Goes Inside the Pants."" from www.allmusic.com




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Aqua Teen Hunger Force

For anyone that doesn't know the show, its some demented conception thats shown on Cartoon Network on their Adult Swim programme. It really is just a piece of random things put together but just because of that fact, it makes it hilarious.
Its the story of a milkshake, a french fries thing, and some kind of spongy guy. Not your typical line up. Heres an excerpt from one of the episodes, check it out!




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Thursday, January 11, 2007

The Roomy who Uses my Shit!

Alright let me put some background to it. I was looking for an apartment and so I went online to find a roommate and there were all these difficulties and basically I wanted to move in early so I had to pay his part of the deposit and first months rent. So he OWED me this money, he managed to pay half of it within the first month but then I kept asking him for it and nothing ever happened. And these past 4 months I've just gotten more & more ticked off because this guy eats my shit, uses my shit, takes my stuff always without asking. He stole my last roll of toilet paper over last weekend! And he uses the last bit of olive oil, so I come home wanting to cook and the food & other things are missing, but heres the fun part: I ask him "Did you use my olive oil?".. he turns around, ponders for two seconds while munching down on some crap and responds incoherently, "no, dont think so *mumble* *mumble* time *mumble*"... ahha yeah mumble? I see, guess the fairys took the olive oil.. that actually works since I found out today for a fact that he is gay, I thought he was just overtly metrosexual but guess not.

Ok now to the video, so this guy goes in my room at times, takes my stuff, turns off my heating, steals my toilet paper, my gel etc. So I setup my webcam to act as a surveillance camera, and heres the result...




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Question of the Day?

As I was bored at work and we'd already played 20 questions for about 2 hours (fire exit, chewing gum, dinosaur.. all good ones!) and after 2 hours of 20 questions your brain starts to disintegrate. Our conversations became incoherent and incomprehensible and then we came up with the most important question of them all. Let me put some background to it: So your ship/plane/car crashed in the middle of a tropical island, with no one around and nothing edible to eat. After 7 starving days you get to thinking you have to survive somehow, so to the question: If you were a Cannibal (or stranded) and you started eating yourself, how far would you get before you died? Its a bit of a trick question, since your eating yourself you'll be bleeding to death but your also receiving nutrition and the other part is, when would you get full? My friend said he reckon he could eat a leg and a half. Then later on while drinking someone pointed out that they could survive for much longer by taking small bites and letting yourself heal, then continuing to eat ever so often. Let me know what you think?


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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Summer Holidays

Well have been jumping from place to place thinking about where to go. Started off in Cambodia where they had 6 dollar bungallows, but monsoon hits there, so started searching around Asia. But everywhere a monsoon had struck. Then bahamas came to mind, I mean carribean is amazing, with water stretching everywhere & sunshine pretty much all the time.
So looked at bahamas trying to find cheap bungalows by the beach,
but you cant rent little bungallows by the beach for 6 dollars per night at the bahamas!! Searching through loads of websites to find a cheap hotel room, which looked like crap. And finally when I was about to give up I found the keyword : "vacation rental". Renting a little condo down by the beach for a month and it being nearly twice as cheap as a hotel room.
Imagine stepping out from your home onto the beach to see the ocean on a beautiful morning sunrise (assuming ur up this early).

Well thats nearly where it all ended but still jumping back n forth from Asia to Bahamas.

Heres a pretty good site with lots of info: StunningHolidays.com


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